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This Wasn't What I Ordered.

 

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Update 2021. All things Alice.

Its a little while since I did a big update on my girl, so forgive me if I repeat myself or appear to mention things I hadn't previously...

Tales From The Shit Shack Part 3.

Sorry this update has been a long time coming but there always seems to be something more important or pressing to do lately. Life has...

Tales From The Shit Shack Part 2.

Well its been a bloody long time coming but I can finally post a progress report on life in a shithole residence and the newly begun...

2020. End of a crazy year update.

I'm gonna really piss a lot of people off here but all in all its been a bloody awesome year. In fact if we are talking terms of Alice...

Aliceism's and Other Insights.

When told we need to get a move on because we are late for school “I stay home today. I’m dead” (Lies on floor face down). When asked if...

Georgisms and Other Life Lessons.

George (freaking out): Mummy, Mummy! Quick there is a really bad smell in my room, Quickly Mummy pleeeeeease. Me: I cant smell anything....

Facebook Bullshit

I posted this on Facebook a year or so ago but its too good not to preserve for all eternity on the blog. I stole this image from a...

Requiem To A Feeding Tube Part One

I’m going to do this post in a few parts. Simple as it might sound, I feel there is so much to it and it deserves a to be discussed in...

Its coming to an end.....

When I had my kids I expected to carry each of them on my hip for a few years. I assumed that even after they could walk I'd still pick...

Pre School Battle Fields

There are few things in my life that fill me with dread and fear quite like the prospect of trying to get my kids to school each morning....

Tales From the Shit Shack Part 1.

If you havn't read The Lockdown Series yet, I suggest you do to get up to speed, but for now heres a quick synopsis of where we are and...

Re-homing The Unwanted Child.

Just about anyone on Social Media who has a Special Needs Child, and many who don't will of seen the article doing the rounds about Myka...

Team Underwood. Lockdown Part 10

Saturday 9th May I was up bright and early at the crack of arse today for my long over due 8.30am hair appointment. Yet another benefit...

Team Underwood Lockdown. Part 9

Saturday 2nd May Oh my god the bloody lingering smell of this damn dead rat. It really is the whiff that keeps on giving. Just when you...